I am a 3 feet tall orge who wants to be a 1 feet fairy. I am an unusual orge who dosen't like living under a bridge or eat those hairless monkeys crossing it...I am keeping to a diet of sheep and use mudtreatment for my skin, as ive heard it does wonders.
I have always envyed those cute elegant and small fairies and their flowerly smell as I myself on a good day cannot hope to smell any better than rotten fish who has been in the sun for a full day.
I hope there exsist a treatment for this and would be glad to hear from you
Exscuse me while I go to change my rotting skin for a little more only half rotten skin and getting ready to try to date and woo an fairy. Wish me good luck!